Thursday, September 24, 2009

Kelly Osbourne will win DWTS




There's way too much new television to watch, and unfortunately, I won't be able to watch DWTS full-time (in life, one must be willing to make sacrifices). However, my blind pick to win is Kelly Osbourne. Why? She's got all the tools to appeal to a wide net of voters. She's young, a survivalist (had some addiction problems), reality show star, dad is OZZY, probably has some natural dance ability (she did put out a few records awhile back), got the cool British accent, not a swimsuit model type, likeable, and she's sassy. Basically, Kelly appeals to many demographics. Hence, she gonna beat out my boy Aaron Carter (an early favorite).

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Newscaster Reveals Suppressed Perversion...Film at 11.






Wow. This clip is so amazing I had to transcribe it. Probably one of my favorite web clips of 2009 and possibly a candidate for the all-Decade team. Ernie Anastos - This is what you'll be remembered for by anyone under 30...unleashing your inner perv.

Ernie: "Takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Dick."
[1. What does this even mean? 2. Dude's name is Dick. I guess that leads Ernie's mind to his next line.]

Dick: "I guess that's me..."
[I'm sure Dick really wanted to say, "What's wrong with you, yo?"]

Ernie: [cuts off Dick] Keep f#cking that chicken.
[I don't know how Ernie makes tender chicken, but if he ever invited me over to his house for Thanksgiving dinner, I would say no. Imagine him making a tender turkey. Takes basting a turkey to a whole other level.]

Dick: [laughs] Okay, I'll do.
[Dick is probably thinking, "Wait, why did I just say "Okay, I'll do." I'm not into poultry. I'm into women."]

FEMALE NEWSCASTER'S EYES BUG OUT.
[AMAZING, AMAZING reaction by her. She's so creeped out.]

Ernie: Before we continue...
[Plays everything off as normal. I guess I agree. Who hasn't told someone once in their life, "Hey, keep f#cking that chicken.", right? It's an everyday saying, like "Good job." or "See ya later".]

The clip actually continues with the female newscaster introducing a fitness segment where she is exercising and Ernie remarks, "Hey, looking good over there." VERY PERVY something on Ernie's part.

I had to wikipedia this dude, and learned that he's actually quite a baller:
-He has won 28 Emmy Awards and nominations, and was nominated for the prestigious Edward R. Murrow Award for excellence in writing.

-He served as an anchor at WABC-TV from 1978 to 1989, when he joined WCBS-TV as the 5 PM and 11 PM anchor. He worked at WCBS-TV for the first time from 1989-1994. He then joined WWOR-TV in 1997, and served as an anchor at that station until 2000, when he rejoined WCBS in January 2001. He left WCBS for the second time in 2005, after signing a $10 million dollar, 5-year contract with WNYW-TV ("Fox 5").

Dude is pretty legit on the journalism scene and is making $2 mill a year! Man. See, rich people say crazy things when on live television. That's just the way the world works.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Thank you for all the iconic movies



This is becoming an unfortunate year for the passing of many great entertainers. Patrick Swayze will best be remembered for his role in the VERY iconic Dirty Dancing (pretty much everyone of a certain generation has seen it), but he's done some great work in many other films as well. Of course, there's Ghost, but there's also a few pop culture just-plain fun films like Roadhouse and Point Break. Yes, Patrick Swayze was in the male Hollywood sex symbol category for awhile (esp. during his Dirty Dancing years), but he's done some great acting too. He was an ACTOR. Two of my favorites was when he was in Donnie Darko and Too Wong Foo....He's pretty dope in those films. Also, his Chippendales sketch with Chris Farley is epic and still one of the best SNL sketches ever. Thank you for your work. You will be missed by many of your fans.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Memories of Murder: NETFLIX THAT!

My boy Quentin Tarantino (Okay, fine. I've never met the man) considers Memories of Murder (2003) one of his Top 20 movies of the last 17 years (# of years he's directed professionally), so I thought I'd give this film a look. GOOD CALL BY ME.

This is another dope film coming out of South Korea, which is home to more than just those delicious grapes that taste like Jolly Ranchers and stain your teeth. South Korea is home to compelling, unique, and great movies! In hip-hop terms, South Korea is taking it to the NEXT LEVEL.

Basically, Memories of Murder is about a serial killer that invades a small rural town in Korea during the mid-80's, which is based on a true story. That's all I'll say about the plot because I want you to see it for yourself!

This film has a lot of great elements to it. Style, humor, rich characters, suspense, great emotions, the works. Hopefully, you'll totally get lost in the movie when you watch it like me. A great experience for the viewer.

Overall, I'd give this film a "NETFLIX THAT!"