Kelly Osbourne will win DWTS

There's way too much new television to watch, and unfortunately, I won't be able to watch DWTS full-time (in life, one must be willing to make sacrifices). However, my blind pick to win is Kelly Osbourne. Why? She's got all the tools to appeal to a wide net of voters. She's young, a survivalist (had some addiction problems), reality show star, dad is OZZY, probably has some natural dance ability (she did put out a few records awhile back), got the cool British accent, not a swimsuit model type, likeable, and she's sassy. Basically, Kelly appeals to many demographics. Hence, she gonna beat out my boy Aaron Carter (an early favorite).