G.I. Joe: A movie I will be sucked into watching. Why you gotta play on the nostalgia card?

Basically, studios are like, "Let's make a movie about every toy the 18-49 (more 18-34 really) year-old demo played with as a youth. We'll have big explosions, a big cast of random mis-matched celebrities, and film titles with a colon followed by an epic statement. No one will be able to resist us."

....You had me at big cast of random mis-matched celebrities.

I kind of hate myself for wanting to watch this movie, but it's G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra starring Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans, and Sienna Miller. How can I resist?