Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Steven Seagal Lawman: A Euphoric Experience



I can't even begin to describe how INCREDIBLE Steven Seagal: Lawman is. It's like the Grand Canyon...You just have to go see it for yourself...and be prepared to have your mind blown. (Wed @ 10p-11p on A&E. Holla at that.)

Basically, this series is COPS, but 1000x better because Steven Seagal is one of the cops! And for all the doubters out there, he is the real deal Holyfield. He's a legit police officer. This ain't some fake shizz like The Hills. Real police work. In a bad part of town (Jefferson Parrish, Lousiana), and Seagal doing what he does best....BEING STRAIGHT UP BAD-ASS!!!! Dude can really fight, can really shoot a gun, really has that hair, and is really that zen. I can't even believe Seagal is still this bad-ass at 59. 59 and still taking names!

This show is pretty much flawless. Probably one of the best opening credit sequences in TV history, where Seagal gives two amazing quotes right off the bat!
-"I make a living in the movies, but for the past 20 years, (dramatic pause) I've also been a cop."

-"My name is Steven Seagal. That's right. Steven Seagal. Deputy Sheriff."

You just have to watch this show. It's a euphoric experience.

There's been four episodes so far, and Seagal has already done the following amazing things (SPOILER ALERTS):
-During target practice, Seagal shoots the tip off of a Q-tip.
-Incredible Aikido demonstration to his team.
-Seagal's amazing vision to see crimes unfold before anyone else does.
-Seagal's crazy dogs!
-Seagal's blues band plays for a charity concert to raise money for a children's hospital!!!! (Steven Seagal with the Mojo Priests!!!! He sings and plays guitar!)

WHAT CAN THIS MAN NOT DO!!! BEST REALITY SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW IF NOT ALL TIME!!